I Need

1. A Lovely Home ( Yes, I do with 2 bathrooms, a craft room, lots of storage etc.)
2. A man's man (Yes, he could fix everything that needs fixing)
3. A job (What??? I have no skills)
4. A drink (I am a little thirsty)
5. A girlfriend (I would love it if Kristi would move here)
6. To Learn about HIV/AIDS (I really don't need to worry about that)
7. Love (Kitty come and snuggle, now!!!!)
8. This (so I guess I get to choose---to be independently wealthy)
and last, but not least
9. To be killed REAL SOON (Who is going to accept the job?)
I wrote that last one exactly the way it was written