#1 background photoshopped
#2 Photoshopped only a bit---powdered and eyes done badly---I see the lines--oops
I was singing that in my mind as I wrote it. I may not have the nice salt and pepper type of hair that Kris has, I may not have the really, really white hair that Joy Horner Fingerlos has (and I am envious---hey maybe I could dye it white), but I am now more gray than brown. As the old hair dye is getting cut out now and again, it is showing up big time.
I AM OLD!!!! But, I'm not as old as mom, I'm not as old as Rick and yada, yada, yada. Rick told me I am older than dirt, he came before dirt, and Iwell I'm just not sure about when mom came along. Rick is wrong though. Mom is older than dirt, he is about as old as dirt, and I am a tad bit younger. Besides I'm cute, and I can sing lovely songs in my head if not out loud. I also have beautiful eyes, and I know that because a recent survey I took told me so in two different ways. I have beautiful eyes, and I have eyes to die for. I have been practicing winking and batting. I have also been standing in front of the mirrors just admiring MY BEAUTIFUL EYES. that is for just in case some of you didn't really get what I wrote.
Today Robert brought his girls over for a while. Sophie took a picture of me, and since you can't see the double chin etc. I decided to post it on here. I did do a little touch up, but I am posting it for those of you who have not seen me just lately. It shows my gray hair just fine. I do get Senior Citizens rates now and again you know? Letting the gray take over is just so much easier than coloring my hair all the time. So, the gray is here to stay. But, I really, really do want white or that pretty silvery color some people get. Taint fair!!!! I am protesting. Now then, have a lovely day and don't forget that Luana says she is cute, but I have beautiful eyes. TTFN
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4 comments:
Hey your shirt matches whatever is behind you. I am pretty sure that was all photo shopped. In fact, I am pretty sure you photo shopped your eyes so you could tell us all how pretty they were. I see how you are. You are a deceiver. I would wager a guess that you are devil spawn. So now then don't go all off on me because of "fat" issues, or Rachel because of "facial hair" issues when you plainly are not satisfied with your hair color. You big fat hippopotamus, oops, I mean hipocrite! This dang spell check is telling me I spelled hipocrite wrong, but I don't know how to spell hipocrite right. You know Jeanne, dying your hair is really quite simple. It only takes an hour once a month. You should get a white hair dye and try it out. You may be pleasantly surprised. By the way, that is a cute picture, but then again, you did admit to photo shopping it. So I guess we can only be lead to believe that in real time you are an uuuuuggggglllllyyyy mother/grandmother. That's right dude, I'm talkin to you!
Let us all remember that you are the offspring of Harold and Mary Read. And Harold and Mary Read could produce ONLY beautiful children. And those beautiful children are becoming beautiful old people in spite of gray hair, sagging eyes that were once bedroom eyes, fat bodies, and that ugly facial hair. Do not forget that for even one second!
Sandy doesn't want to dye her hair anymore cause it causes hair fallout for her. She is getting very thin on top and each time she dyes she loses a little more. I have found that is true for me too. I still do it though but not on a monthly basis. I would like to go totally white but you can't buy that at the store. Have to go to beauty supply place. I need to work up the courage cause that is a drastic change.
Let me explain to you about being old. When you have an 89 year old patient who loves you to death but insists on calling you Grandma then you can feel old.
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